Professor Sidget Styfull’s E-Extermination

Professor Sidget Styfull broke his silence concerning his effort to stifle all E-publishing. “To compare digital madness with print on paper is like comparing a donut with a whore, or rather, a whore to a donut. The real thing must always take precedent over some imaginary electronic poof known as an E-book which is the wolf in sheep’s clothing of the non-publishing industry. Tradition trumps fadism,” Sidget said, as he stared at me wall-eyed, trying to look like the open pages of a book.

“All forms of the E-fad must be condemned and ignored by all thinking readers. It’s real books, real print on pages, do or die. Pull the plug on the E-farce and down the electronic drain with the digital charade that is pulling the internet wool over our computer burned-outeyes.”

Professor Styfull is presenting the House Unawares Committee with his E-Extermination Proposal today.

Professor Sidget Styfull

Naked Ear News, Placitas, New Mexico


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